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Antigen Internet Radio - Episode #24 - Needle Time C

Strap yourselves in for two hours of family-friendly fun, as Jason delivers tunes from the C-section. He shares handy hints on how to protect your doomsday cult from the existential threat of Bananarama. Plus pop trivia! Find out how many convicted murderers it takes to make a Beach Boys album, and which band's repertoire was dictated to them by a 19th century singing cow. 

1. Church Universal and Triumphant, Inc. featuring Elizabeth Clare Prophet – Invocation for Judgement Against and Destruction of Rock Music / Decree 12.10 (excerpt)
2. Clock DVA – 4 Hours
3. Colin Stetson and Sarah Neufeld – The Rest of Us
4. Captain Beefheart with Frank Zappa – Orange Claw Hammer (Radio session)
5. The Carl Stalling Project – Satan’s Waitin’ (Excerpt)
6. Cardiacs – Dog-Like Sparky
7. Caleb – Baby, Your Phrasing is Bad
8. Charles Manson – Cease to Exist
9. Chrome – TV as Eyes
10. Cypress Hill – (Rap) Superstar
11. Cat Power – Cross Bones Style
12. The Cure – 10.15 Saturday Night
13. Cromagnon - Caledonia
14. Comus – Diana
15. Current Ninety Three – The Magical Bird in the Magical Wood
16. Cocteau Twins – Ivo
17. Coil – Tainted Love
18. Caroliner Rainbow Stewed Angel Skins – Locked grooves 1-4* / Corn Red Moon
19. Clarence Ashley – Coo Coo Bird
20. Cocanha - Janeta
21. The Cult – Ressurection Joe
22. The Chameleons – In Shreds
23. Cop Shoot Cop – Down Come the Mickey
24. Cabaret Voltaire – Messages Received

* According to the sleeve notes, "The 1st sound you will hear is an explosion of the campfire coming alive with 1800's train and prairie lightning. 2nd has the sound of the whistle you hear for breakdown animal like smile after kissing shit in meantown. 3rd has the sound of the crumble horse and the unicorn man wearing the knife in his brow and his brag yell. 4th is the pipe and organ that made the Levitt kids sane when the snow began to melt."

Antigen Internet Radio - Episode #23 - The Conservative Party Animal

Hide the gin, lock up your tractors and whatever you do, don’t uncross your legs, as the Antigen Internet Radio show heads to Westminster for a Bacchanalian orgy of sex, drugs and rock and roll.

Pole dancers, porn, cocaine or confused underage boys? Jason shares party tips for entertaining your local MP.

And, as Red Wall Conservatives are forced to choose between eating, heating and being racist, he counts the cost of Priti Patel’s new people-trafficking initiative. And we take a whistle-stop tour of welcoming Rwanda – 18 years without a genocide – to discover why it has become the migrant magnet of central Africa.

Trigger warning: this show contains descriptions of conduct in public office that some listeners may find offensive.

1. Rully Shabara and Wukir Suryadi – Tanah
2. Sealionwoman – Alleluia
3. The Residents – Birthday Boy
4. Renegade Soundwave – Cocaine Sex (Turbo Lust Mix)
5. Lalalar – Abla Deme Lazim Olur
6. De La Crau – Chaman
7. Benefits – Flag
8. Jeffrey & Jack Lewis – Moving
9. The Good Ones – The Farmer
10. Rosine Nyiranshimiyimana – Umwana W’umuhanda
11. Sophie Nzayisenga – Iyambo (Royal Cows)
12. Melt Banana – Shield for Your Eyes, a Beast in the Well on Your Hand
13. Sand – May Rain

Antigen Internet Radio - Episode #22 - Needle Time B

It isn’t easy to fill an hour and a half of dead air with insufferable wokeness every month. Self-appointed social justice warrior Jason gives listeners a break and plays some records for a change. Join him for a deep delve into the B section of his record collection, from Babes in Toyland to the Butthole Surfers. Relive the glory days of gonzo rock, before cancel culture came along and stopped people setting fire to themselves on stage. Find out why Big Stick were ahead of their time and which lead singer would eat the contents of an ashtray for a quid. Normal service resumes next month.

1. Butthole Surfers - Cherub
2. Baby Dee – The Earlie King
3. Bonnie “Prince” Billy – No Bad News
4. Big Black – Kerosene
5. Big Stick – Shoot the President
6. Big Star - Kangaroo
7. Big Thief – Dandelion
8. Bill Fay – Time of the Last Persecution
9. Black Sabbath – War Pigs
10. Bessie Jones, Hobart Smith and the Georgia Sea Island Singers – The Titanic
11. Bombino – Tenere (The Desert, My Home)
12. Baby Bird – Bad Shave
13. The Beatles – Tomorrow Never Knows
14. Bastard Kestrel – Pig Out
15. The Birthday Party – Nick the Stripper
16. The Bulgarian Voices (Angelite) & Moscow Art Trio with Huun-Huur-Tu – Dancing Voices
17. The Bug – Poison Dart (feat. Warrior Queen)
18. Beach Boys – Never Learn Not to Love
19. The Breeders – Invisible Man
20. Beastie Boys – Get It Together (feat. Q-Tip)
21. Bruce Green, Tweedie Gibson and Clifton Green – Up in the Heaven Shouting
22. Bob Dylan – Masters of War
23. The Baptist Generals – Alcohol (Turn & Fall)
24. Beck – Whiskeyclone Hotel City 1997
25. The Blue Nile – Tinseltown in the Rain
26. Babes in Toyland - Bluebell
27. Barry Adamson – The Monkey Speaks His Mind
28. Brigitte Bardot – Le Diable est Anglais

 

Antigen Internet Radio - Episode #21 - Poking a Bear

Was Ukraine asking for it, by flirting with NATO, like a filthy slut? Jason wonders why the hard right rejects the #MeToo metanarrative of Russian aggression. Are they confused over their sexual feelings towards Vladimir Putin? Perhaps Nigel Farage can help – he tells us what he won’t do for love.

And we examine the UK government’s response to the crisis, praising Priti Patel for saving Ukrainians from a life under an authoritarian regime. Find out the easiest way to tell a good oligarch from a bad oligarch. And discover how we can turn a humanitarian disaster into an opportunity to solve the UK’s post-Brexit pig overpopulation problem.

Plus, we welcome the return of two friends of the show. Find out how Matt Hancock was saved by love, and how dedication and hard work can turn even an exams failure into a knight of the realm.

1. This Heat – 24 Track Loop
2. Death Grips – Hacker
3. MacGillivray – Border Darkness (Live at Colchester Arts Centre)
4. VHS¥Death - Space Bankers See You, The End Is Near
5. Cinder Well and Jim Ghedi - I Am a Youth That’s Inclined to Ramble
6. Henry Salomon and His Orchestra – Love Theme from Romeo and Juliet
7. Avalanche Kaito – Dabalomuni
8. DakhaBrakha – Oy, u Kyevi
9. Benefits – Meat Teeth
10. Malcolm Middleton – We’re All Going to Die
11. Leonard Nimoy – Ballad of Bilbo Baggins

Antigen Internet Radio - Episode #20 - Party Mix

It’s whine time ALL the time at Antigen Internet Radio, as Jason breaks out the Blue Nun to celebrate one year without being sacked from Ship Full of Bombs. Join him for a party mix packed with political poison and carelessly curated music from around the globe.

Expose your ears to the electronic sounds emanating from Kampala, with music from the Ugandan underground. Marvel at petri-dish culture minister Nadine Dorries, as she pushes eating an ostrich anus for cash further down the list of her top 10 most embarrassing TV moments. Shiver in silent dread, as we uncover the voice-activated killer lurking in 100 million homes. And frown at the brazen product placement for the new MacGillivray album, which came out on antigen records this week.

1. La Roche – Liye Liye
2. Lisa Germano – It’s Party Time
3. Rudimentary Peni – Teenage Time Killer
4. UKAEA – Vampire Moth
5. MacGillivray – Dry My Hair, My Feet Are Clean
6. Nihiloxica – Diggi Dagga
7. Tony Gallardo – Plata O Plomo
8. Rev Simpkins – John Henry’s Prayer (Live at Colchester Arts Centre)
9. Mercury Rev – Chasing a Bee
10. Nico – Frozen Warnings
11. mclusky – Dethink to Survive
12. Sun Kil Moon – UK Blues
13. Nat King Cole – The Party’s Over

Antigen Internet Radio - Episode #19 - So Last Year

Pantomime season may be over, but the low-brow levity continues, as Jason jeers from the cheap seats at a year packed with political slapstick. He mourns the loss of the show's most reliable content providers, bidding adieu to statue-loving Robert Jenrick, exams fiasco mastermind Gavin Williamson and cash-for-gropes health spiv Matt Hancock.

We find out what life is like for Red Wall Conservative voters in the freezing North, who rejected heating and eating, in favour of fart-in-a-jar promises from the clown prince of Brexit. We puzzle over the Tory party threat index, which identifies wokeness as more of a danger than hunger, hypothermia and hospital waiting lists.

And what exactly will Boris Johnson do when the party is over? We look at the transferrable skills he could bring to a new job.

Contains language that some listeners may wrongly find offensive.

1. Sufjan Stevens – That Was the Worst Christmas Ever!
2. Earth Mother Fucker – Sister European Son (Live at the Smokehouse)
3. Ghédalia Tazartès – Rien qu’au Soleil
4. Nathaniel Mann – March of the Glutton (La Boca Infinita)
5. CLT DRP – Ownership
6. Pussy Galore – Ventilator Blues
7. Einstuerzende Neubauten – Fiat Lux a) Fiat Lux b) Maifestspiele
8. Adam and the Ants – Never Trust a Man (with Egg on His Face)
9. Kid Acne and Spectacular Diagnostics – Flame Wars (feat. Taja)
10. Toya Delazy – Hosh
11. Martha Wainwright – Bloody Mother Fucking Asshole
12. REM – World Leader Pretend
13. Vic Chesnutt – Warm
14. Laibach – Anglia

Antigen Internet Radio - Episode #8 - 2020: Eat, Shit & Die

Jason is attention seeking with COVID, so there’ll be no new show tonight. Instead, he has dug out an old episode from December 2020, when the show languished as a podcast in the Mixcloud ghetto. Will anyone notice?

In CE 100, Juvenal wrote that all a government needs to do to retain power is to satisfy the public’s need for circuses and bread. Here in the UK, we took this literally and elected a pie-in-the-face clown who entered the ring with his pants around his ankles. While over 2000 food banks provided the bread, to starving families on Universal Credit

Yes, it is time to feast your ears on the gastronomic delights of the antigen internet radio end-of-year review show, as your host Jason recounts the many highlights of 2020, in a sarcastic voice.

From famine relief in Watford to food fun with Matt Hancock's guide to Filipino cuisine. Find out what's on the Christmas menu for Michael Gove, Tom Hunt and Priti Patel.

And we discover the sinister reason Jacob Rees-Mogg is leading the fight against childhood obesity.

1. Dorian Wood – 7
2. Danny Brown – Ain't It Funny
3. Groff – Kim (Live at the Smokehouse)
4. Bad Amputee – Gwanggaetto the Great
5. No Trend – Blow Dry
6. Loula Yorke – LDOLS
7. CYMBA – Cocyte
8. Richard Dawson – Felon
9. Rev Simpkins – Prayer for Rain
10. Arse – Shit Future
11. Sef – Storing Decorations

Antigen Internet Radio - Episode #18 - The Blue Pillar

Hide the Ship Full of Bombs swear jar*, Jason goes curse-word crazy as he contemplates the belief-forming mechanisms of the Conservative voter. The 37% of people so impressed with the government's handling of Brexit and the pandemic, they would vote for another five years of Bullingdon Boy buffoonery.

He shares his top tips for navigating the hazardous reality of post-Brexit Britain. And asks the questions we’ve all been asking ourselves over the last two years: Are these the bright sunlit uplands? Or am I standing ankle-deep in shit waving a tiny flag? How can I tell if this old man made of cake? Am I a brain in a vat?

It's time to hold your nose and prepare to dive head first into the sewer of sleaze, for episode #18 of the antigen internet radio show.

* At £1 a swear, he owes the station £28 after this show.

1. Dr Thérèse Coffey – Time of my Life
2. Kulk – Lives for One
3. Polly Preacher – You Give Me the Spooks
4. Low – Pissing
5. The Bug – Demon (ft. Irah)
6. Vic Chesnutt – Flirted with You All My Life (live at the Beachland Ballroom in Cleveland, Ohio)
7. The International Debt – The Private Joke
8. Scotch Rolex – Juice (ft. MC Yallah)
9. Screaming Blue Messiahs – Good and Gone
10. Grove – Fuck Ur Landlord
11. Rev Simpkins – For Every Number
12. Pig – Sex and Death (ESA Remix)
13. Mamaki Boys – Takkaï

Antigen Internet Radio - Episode #17 - Last Minute Replacement Music Show

Lovers of so-called 'musical entertainment' rejoice, because the latest episode of the Antigen Internet Radio is all tunes. Out of respect for his many Conservative listeners in Southend, Jason tries to refrain from rubbishing the reputations of prominent Tories for an hour. Does he succeed? Tune in to find out.

In a last-minute replacement for the scheduled show, he scrapes the barrel for songs that didn’t make the cut for episode #15, from Amy Winehouse to Alvaro (the Chilean with the singing nose, performing his 1977 hit, Drinkin' My Own Sperm). Normal service resumes in November.

1. At the Drive-In – One Armed Scissor
2. Aldous Harding – The Barrel
3. Animal Noise – River
4. Aphrodite’s Child – The Lamb
5. Asian Dub Foundation – Free Satpal Ram
6. Age of Chance – Kiss
7. The Abominable Mr Tinkler – Kerazy Chamber Tumble: Monizm Palsy Relapse
8. Alvaro – Drinkin’ My Own Sperm
9. A. Burton and Congregation – God’s Unchanging Hand
10. Amy Winehouse – Back to Black
11. Animal Collective – Peacebone
12. Aqualung – Strange and Beautiful (I’ll Put a Spell on You)
13. Atari Teenage Riot – Destroy 2000 Years of Culture
14. Arse – Shit Future

Antigen Internet Radio - Episode #16 - The Red Pillar

Are you a comedy-killing left-wing snowflake? Or an anus-eater for cash? It's time to take sides in the culture war, as the Antigen Internet Radio show returns to its topical news format and Jason profiles new Culture Secretary Nadine Dorries.

Join him as he subjects Thérèse Coffey’s breakfast TV bullshit to a 17^th century Enlightenment thinker’s six-point formula for assessing the reliability of testimony. Cringe as he finds himself unprepared for Great Britain’s glorious imperial future and can’t even work out how many barleycorns in a furlong.

And avert your ears, as he sends his truth terrier down the rabbit hole to maul the fake facts behind the COVID conspiracy crackpots. Is a shadowy cabal of shape-shifting reptile-human hybrids really stealing our petrol? You won’t find out here.

1. Dolores Mondo Stash – Grapes and Coagulated Nightmares
2. Delia Derbyshire – Running
3. Coil – Love’s Secret Domain
4. Jefferson Airplane – White Rabbit
5. Senyawa – Penjuru Menyatu
6. The Bug (featuring Flowdan) – Pressure
7. There Are No Birds Here – Mire-Drum
8. C Joynes & The Furlong Bray – Librarie Du Maghreb
9. JPEGMAFIA – Drake Era  
10. Oxbow featuring Marianne Faithfull – Insylum